HEY EVERYBODY!

We just wanted to let you guys know how awesome this bird is. It's called the Cassowary, and it's awesome. Pretty awesome, right?

FUN FACTS:
(Or not-so-fun facts, because they'll basically eat your face off.)
- The 2004 edition of Guinness World Records lists the Cassowary as the world's most dangerous bird.
- They've been known to kill kids with their ninja kicks. Seriously.
- Cassowaries, deftly using their surroundings to conceal their movements, have been known to out-flank organized groups of human predators
- The Cassowary's call produces very low-frequency sounds. This "boom" is the lowest known bird call, and is on the edge of human hearing.
- The dagger-like middle claw is 120 mm (5 inches) long.
- Very good swimmers.
- They're flightless AND they can't fly.
- They can run through a dense forest at up to 32 mph.
- They're awesome.

Check out those fineee legs.

Watch out.